YES!!!

I always knew I would do great things. Let me be clear, this is just the beginning.

Obama is on track to become the biggest-spending president since 1930, the earliest year reported on the OMB’s historical chart of spending as a percentage of GDP. When calculated by the average annual percentage of GDP he will borrow during his presidency, Obama is on track to become the greatest debter president since Franklin Roosevelt.

from CNSNews
Obama Defeats FDR (in Spending Other People’s Money)

C'mon. I deserve a THIRD term.

Seriously, people. Where's the love?
CNN poll: 52% say Obama doesn't deserve reelection in 2012.

Community Organizing for America + Gibbs on Twitter

Now look. Here's the deal. Things aren't going 100% as planned here in Washington. Turns out change is hard business. But I'm trying. And you know what Yoda said: There is no do, only try.

For starters, we're improving our transparency, one step at a time. So step one, after a year in office, is Twitter. That's right. Press Secretary Gibbs is on Twitter. It's your one stop spin zone. I urge you to stop by: @PressSec



He's even better on Twitter. For starters, you don't have to look at him.

And step two, we're getting back to good ol' Community Organizing. Check it out. "We Demand Our Money Back from Wall Street."

(Please notice the "Powered by Hope" stamp on the bottom of the page. That's right. Organizing for America is the first Hope-powered web site.)

Don't know about you, but I've noticed a lot of missing money lately. I was checking under the Oval Office sofa cushions and noticed there was no change (no pun intended). Who took it? I'm pretty sure it was Wall Street.

Well, I'm fighting for Main Street (until they become public companies who are traded on Wall Street. Then I'm fighting AGAINST them tooth and nail.) Because I know there's a huge difference between Wall Street and Main Street. One whole word difference.

We're going to get your money back, America. We're gonna pull it right out of Wall Street's twisted hands and start using it for good. Oh, you wanted the money back? Like a tax refund?

Uh.

Kanye Interrupts Obama

Obama Speech to Public Schools

People. Chill. I do not want to brainwash your children. I just want to be their new best friend.

Obama speech to students sparks new controversy
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9AGCI3G1&show_article=1

Van Jones Signed a 9-11 Truther Petition...SO WHAT?

Van Jones Signed Truther Statement

Look. A lot of us don't believe in things. If Van Jones, my (alleged) Green Jobs czar (not to be confused with Jan Jones my Tuesday Night Manicure/Pedicure Czar) has some doubts about 9/11, no biggie. Why you gotta bug out on me?

Everyone doubts. I have some doubts. I doubt that Van Jones is even one of my czars. I have a kajillion czars, how am I supposed to remember who Van Jones is, much less what he's signing on his off time? Maybe Biden picked him. All I can say is he's pretty damn attractive. I could stare into those eyes forever. So warm. So inviting. And yet, if I stare far enough into them, I see an unquenchable fire, burning.

So yes, everyone doubts. I have doubts about "Green Jobs." What is a Green Job? All I know is promised more of them. For the sake of numbers, I'm going to lump Landscaping into the Green Jobs category--BOOM! 100,000 Green Jobs created right there. Does that help the jobless figures any? I'm 34% sure it does.

I know what you are thinking. "You are the greatest, President Obama."

I know. . . I know.

Saul Alinsky and Swine Flu

My family loves Saul Alinsky's book Rules for Radicals. It's like our Green Eggs and Ham. But now I've found out that my opponents are appropriating Alinsky's teachings for their grass roots efforts aimed against me! If they keep it up, I will be chain-smoking before the week is out.

I do not like it, Sam I Am.

See for yourself:
Obama foes turn to ’60s radical for tactical tips

Also, if you are interested, here is a brief summary of Saul Alinsky's rules.
Rules for Radicals

What's worse,I have Dick Armey suggesting, in the FT.com article, that I will use a fabricated Swine Flu epidemic to increase support for my Health Care plan.



That is completely offensive to me for many reasons. For one, I would never want to hurt anyone for my political advantage; two. it's a totally brilliant idea.

Those Republicans and their Dick Armey. . .